♔ weenie hug ♔
♔ weenie hug ♔

mclaughs:

I can almost hear the apathy in his voice.

bedsigh:

Blood moon // 4.15.14 

kawosinner:

kaworu showed up for like 15 minutes of one episode and was probably the most popular male anime character of the 90s

kaworu nagisa is a force of nature

bevsi:

why i borrow your lipstick so often,i’m using your shirt as a pillowcase

bevsi:

why i borrow your lipstick so often,
i’m using your shirt as a pillowcase

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

calumberjacked:

jaclcfrost:

image

whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment

i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”

superhslprincess:

Loud and clear now, 5-2-4!
Freud? Keloid?
Just hit the key!
Everything’s still to be laughed at!
Hurry now, dance with all your foolishness! 

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

treefaery:

walking.. walking… walking..

Bucky Barnes in Captain America: The First Avenger